It’s friday so I figured I would write in this blog….This was the brain child of me when I began working and learned how important Friday’s really are!..haha

The name is sorta a satire on everyone ‘enjoying’ Friday…I figured…lets look at it from the other side…Friday’s “dark side”…dun dun DUUNNN…ha…j/k..I have no idea why I named it that…oh well…the show must go on..

So on this lovely Friday I actually had a rather productive day. I did some cold calling and such. Passed out numerous girl scout cookies. Made many people happy by curing their chocolate fixes. I actually met someone today that hates girl scout cookies…all of them…and she used to be a troop leader….BLASPHEMY!..ha

I had one receptionist (whom I love dearly) call me back by her desk after meeting with the gentleman I came to see and she goes…”Five minutes before you walked in, I had a craving for chocolate…then you dropped by with these….You made my day”…in the words of Charlie Sheen “WINNING”

This weekend proves to be a epic one in the making. I have been invited to go out on the boat with a group of about 50 people. We are going to link up 10 boats and sit off the coast of where they are doing the Indy Car races in St. Pete…..EPIC

Sunday may be spent in Anna Maria…not sure yet…I think I am going to have to make that happen though..that place is B.E.A. utiful…

Time to take this suit off and lace up my dancin’ shoes….we are going to cut rugs tonight…

Until Next Friday…

-Dennis

So…Its Friday….

FUH-RYE-DAY

No real random thoughts this week…been trying to focus on not being an idiot and getting my company up and running…

oh well….

I had a chance to photograph a friend of mine (photo above)…that was a fun and new experience…never had a “photo shoot” with anyone before…

Had a good week…Cockroaches have began to subside in my apartment, so thats good…Monkey lamp is still in the same spot…I thought that it would have turned into a demon monkey by now and attacked me in my sleep…

The weather is perfect…the weekend is in sight…homecomings and Cure-Runs to be had…can’t wait…

Until next Friday,

-Presidentay Den-Neese

Ok…so…Its friday….

On this lovely Friday I wanted to address a certain question that popped into my mind earlier this week…On Wednesday morning, while walking to the shower, I asked myself a question….

“If Cockroaches have survived for millions of years…through numerous cataclysmic events…What the heck is causing them to die all over my apartment’s floor…like seriously…the poison killing them is in my apartment, and I am sleeping there…Well, what the hell is that made out of??? Cyanide? Chlorine?? Bacardi 151 Rum??? Hmmm…I can tell you one thing it isn’t made out of…astroids…because roaches kicked the shit out of that astroid a long time ago…(stupid dinosaurs)…it must be made out of something different…something…something special…..something more potent….It must be made out of…………………………starbucks coffee grains…”

yes…these thoughts actually went through my mind….because..think about it…starbucks can charge an arm and a leg and people still drink it…..well……..cockroaches get killed by the millions from this poison, but keep eating it….starbucks is the “drink the koolaid” of the cockroach race…I am sure there is a head roach in my apartment that secretly knows the truth…But he (or she) is wise and all knowing of this deadly substance and uses it as his (or hers) ultimate power….cleva’ girl (Jurassic Park reference)

so..I am here to indulge you on the wonders of roach repellants and killers..

Warning:

If you read on, you will be semi-educated….

We are focusing on the Periplaneta Americana…yes…The American cockroach…roughly an inch long…(I am getting sick to my stomach looking at these pictures…hold please…)

OK…so…Google led me to this….THE best roach killer…

BORIC ACID

Yes….it is used because roaches dont develop a resistance to it….

“Boric Acid is considered by the E.P.A. to be as dangerous as table salt. It is a product that you don’t need to worry about your pets. Many people like to call it a green products.”…I would like to emphasize on the “dangerous as table salt” part…excess table salt can lead to high blood pressure and other heart related problems…sounds prettttyyyy dangerous to me! ;-)

anywho..

“The best part is that the roaches take the boric acid paste home and feed it to their young. In effect, you can kill the whole colony.”

I think this is why I have a roach minefield every morning on my way out of my room…they all eat the goodness better known as boric acid and walk around for a bit and then die…poor little fella’s…

uh…thats about all I have to say right now…

Until Next time…

-Dennis “Periplaneta Americana” Akers

….So….Its Friday….

Friday….never really had much meaning in college…I was a pro at schedule making, so I hardly ever had a friday class..A college friday was a day where you would wake up and go…”What Happened last night…and why am I naked?”…

…But now Friday has a meaning…Its the day where you can look back and go….

“Fuck…I have work on Monday”…HA!!

ANYWAYS…This blog is going to try and capture some of my random thoughts during the week…Things like:

“If we have capital letters, then why don’t we have capital numbers?”

“If we all were created equal and in god’s own image, what the hell happened to Rosie O’Donnell?”

“How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck……if I hadn’t shot it first.”

etc….

ok…so my brain isnt really working, but i’ll be ready for next friday…

Until then…

Ciao